Jason Voorhees

A Savage killer that never dies

"Yo i just shot Jason Voorhees in the head hes not dead

by Reijo Ruotsalainen October 15, 2022

Jasonics

word to decribe a funny happening

Trites: you're dumb
Bryan: That was jasonics

by kcikass October 5, 2010

Jason kuk

An object that is difficult to fit in places but once it's in it fits perfect.

The truck had a hard time squeezing in the garage but it turned out to Jason kuk after some pulling it in and out.

by Oldgf October 4, 2023

jason

jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳

jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳

by fucking.ur.phanji August 8, 2022

Jason zuk

Jason a person with a small dick who loved multiple men and can take at least 15 black guys at once. He loves one women and I loyal but when it comes to men that’s another story.

Man 1: dude I totally got Jason zuked at that gay orgy last night

Man 2: get the fuck away from me

by Big boy Rico January 19, 2020

Jason

He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person

ay yo its Jason he has a fat cock

by Butt3n September 14, 2021

jason

Jason is a rage monster. He can be super mean and hurtful. He has his problems so it's best to stay away from him, for the only weapon you can use t defeat him is a mirror. Yes, he has no pleasent facial featurs whatsoever.

Person 1: Oh look it's jason
Person 2: Run!
Person 1: why... oh I see... wait! I can't see anymore! HELP!
Person 2: Oh no!

by hibijibi November 20, 2019