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Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
Wow! That Jason really does suck!
by Asylum143 March 19, 2023
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Jason

the man who knows where da smoke is
yo, jason gots da smoke, let's slide
by thiccboi10 June 8, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a stealing cunt, he will rob your last digestive and then spill ya cuppa, he's basically a twat. He prats on a onouy being an awesome dancer but couldnt get his foot over his head, the muppet.
You know that guy in the office that doesn't stop smiling, well he's a muppet he's a Jason for sure
by V4mp1ress February 10, 2022
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Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.
"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"
by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018
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3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?
3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled
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Jason

A guy that sucks at being a boyfriend. Just don’t date guys that start with J
I’m dating Jason”
“Eewwww dump him
by Caitlinator16 April 20, 2022
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Jason is a name that is very gay and homo. They only like boys and only like to eat out men. They also like to get hit from the back.
by Tongueinthebutt November 21, 2021
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