Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.
He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
by Isha boi November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Someone who likes to use underaged people for sexual gratification, uses YouTubers and fans to get NASCAR memorablilia, use boiler credit cards and pay day loans to buy an expensive sim rig, spends 18 hours a day streamign iRacing, beats his girlfriend, neglects his son, thinks he has autism, is delusional, and thinks they raced in NASCAR, and would get a NASCAR ride from iRacing.
"Damn, that person is a Jason and they need to stop thinking they raced in NASCAR and need to get mental help."
by BroSmellMyFart September 28, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. "Luke at jason that lil boi craka, he def lackin a chrome a zone on the low, he jus a lil boi with a lil toy type snazz"
by Pupjackie April 20, 2023
Get the Jasonmug. the textbook definition of slow
by lmfaoao September 18, 2021
Get the jasonmug. At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.
by anonymous October 18, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. 