morning sticky

The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.

There was a glob of morning sticky on my ceiling when u woke up!!!!

by Fun footle February 27, 2023

morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone

Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush

by Morningblush July 21, 2019

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018

Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.

"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"

by cannibalporsche May 13, 2012

morning stupid

the morning after you get high and you are no longer high but you can't think straight and you act stupid. its almost like a hangover but without the extensive pain.

guy1: hey you alright
guy2: yea, just feeling a little morning stupid

by Jish_potato October 14, 2016

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"

"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"

by Lechonk December 11, 2022