by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
By definition, a computer that has never been connected to the internet, completely clean and clear of any potential hack. The urban definition of an air gapped person is a human who is totally off the grid, has no internet, app, online usage, no digital footprint.
by jillebean August 23, 2015
someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013
One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
by Dr Isaac September 13, 2018
The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths
by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019
A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.
Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.
by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019
by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022