Mom: Tells dad to check on you
Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
by Definer Andy August 31, 2019
Get the Carefully, he's a hero...mug. He was born in Spain, and had a sister, she. After acquiring a British uniform, he orbited in space before landing on mars. He returned to earth at an airport. After failing to lead a rescue mission for the US Navy, he was attacked by terrorists but escaped without injury. He quietly went to Argentina from 1976-1983, where he committed several war crimws. He returned to the public by becoming the youngest son of the soviet union and once again teamed up with the US to overthrow the Cuban army, and halted construction of a soviet airport. After the Borland Convention of 1984, he condemned the aid given to rebels. When his war crimes in Argentina were uncovered, he was convicted. His long lost sister, she, was elected prime minister of the Philippines around this time. When the United States became the only country in the world, he would continue working with them, which he still does today.
by ChickenLovingChickenLicking March 16, 2024
Get the Hemug. by Aggtown October 30, 2023
Get the He-Hoemug. IS HE NEXT OUT OF ROBLOXIA?? 😤💯😭😭
"GOOD MORNING USA!
IVE GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY!
THE SUN IN THE SKY HAS A SMILE ON ITS FACE
AND ITS GIVING A SALUTE TO THE AMERICAN RACE!"
you: O NAH HE STRAIGHT OUT OF ROBLOXIA 💀
"GOOD MORNING USA!
IVE GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY!
THE SUN IN THE SKY HAS A SMILE ON ITS FACE
AND ITS GIVING A SALUTE TO THE AMERICAN RACE!"
you: O NAH HE STRAIGHT OUT OF ROBLOXIA 💀
by Vetrien October 2, 2022
Get the Is he next out of robloxia?mug. some weird shit kids spam in every comment section. originally from lil nas x who commented on tony hawk's post about his blood infused skateboard
by CherryAddictedHeadass August 25, 2021
Get the nah he tweakinmug. by ANotSoEducatedMan April 12, 2022
Get the He He He Hawmug. by anonymous November 5, 2020
Get the hes my bluemug.