Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020

Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards

Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt

by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020

sexual human caterpillar

a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line

Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.

Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!

by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017

Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball

hey your girl is such a human yoga ball

by Timperz August 9, 2016

Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester January 31, 2018

Meta Human Bowl

Defecating in another human's mouth while filming one's self with two cameras. One camera positioned on the mouth of the human being defecated into to be posted on some weird fetish site. The other is positioned on the defecator's face while he or she makes a makeup tutorial. Very Meta.

The best Meta Human Bowl I have ever seen was Jim's in 2012. No one could tell he was defecating into another's mouth while he filmed a makeup tutorial. That guy's good man!

by doocezz June 23, 2021

Human Butane Fill

When one person inserts a funnel into another person's anus and then farts into it, thus filling the person's rectum with fart, as a butane filler would fill a lighter with butane.

"Yo dawg, I'm running low on fart, can you human butane fill me?"

by ALPH4 May 4, 2012