do you like how i talk

do you like how my face disentrigrates into chalk

do you like how i talk

by when the May 7, 2021

how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

by Confusions December 21, 2021

I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

turn it off then

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021

high speed, low drag, that's how I roll

Flying through life with efficiency.

I had a million things to do today, but I got them all done. High speed, low drag, that's how I roll.

by Steel Gunny February 19, 2011

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT LMAOOOOOO

FUNNY BLUE TEXT AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by stop it now May 29, 2021

Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck

Worst than ur dad les or ur uncle a rapist

Jon:Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck
THE EARTH SHATTERS

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

You know how i know your gay

The method of telling someone that they are gay.
Making them aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality

Nelson: Dude you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: Because you want me to tuck my dick and nuts back and play chuck norris "fire walker" with you...Fag!

Jean: You know how i know your gay?
Nelson: How? Cause your gay and can tell whos gay in the world?

Nelson: you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: You are Toms number one friend on MYSPACE!

by Jean is GAY January 20, 2008