goon

david loves to do this

Hello, I'm David Samuels, I love to goon every morning when i upskirt girls

by gnev29 March 14, 2025

Flicker Goon

Just like flicker jabs, you make that swinging motion in your neutral, when its time to jab, ea: goon, you sling your hand like Ryo Mashiba in hajime ippo, this time, instead of your arms having insane reach with your jabs, its your goon blast shooting very far

Dang bro, i had a flicker goon jerkmate ranked match with a guy, he lasted 2 seconds linger than my personal record; 5 seconds!

by Johnathus Semen July 5, 2025

Goon

A U.S. citizen who participates in military style firearms and tactical training in order to be proficient in combat. Whether to defend the U.S. mainland from foreign invasion or potential government tyranny.

My friends and I participate in Goon activities.

by Goon1776 August 18, 2022

Goon

to goon (v) the act of pushing one's tongue out or pulling pleasurable faces during chronic male masturbation.

Mary: I caught my husband with his underpants round his ankles, masturbating, while on the internet last night. He was gooning like a monkey on his fat swollen dong.
Constance: oh!

by gr1110 August 19, 2022

Shadow Gooning

The process of gooning in a meditative state, as in secretively gooning, often in public, without physically stroking your shi.

synonyms: Shadow Stroking, DFRB special, Hodgin it, Stickin it.

"Damn Jonny, are you shadow gooning with Ben and Nick again? I told you to invite me you fucking asshole."

by Nightjar_7 June 15, 2025

Goon eyes

The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.

Hey man you have goon eyes

by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025

van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.

“You’re such a Van de gooner!”

by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024