funky monkey dance

v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.

I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.

by Hairy Monkey April 29, 2006

Funky Town

A Place, Attitude, Vibe that promotes good will hunting

The Morning Reveler will Craveineverything Funky Town holds true!

by Bennie BoyTV September 10, 2019

Funky Monkey

Nasty sexual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner's asshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. Yummies!

I've been tossing my girl's salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the Funky Monkey.

by billclay October 6, 2009

funky butt

The fetid, unwashed buttcrack of someone, usually an overweight black female. First used in a Hustler Magazine cartoon, circa 1979.

Lawdy Latisha, didn't you wash yo funky butt befo' leavin' da house?

by NotSteve September 10, 2006

funkadelic

1: excessive awesomeness, or abundance/plethora of available funk.

Could be use in the positive or negative connotation.

Positive: That dude's jacket is funkadelic!

Negative: Euugh, Your mom left the bathroom all funkadelic!

by Dedeesunshine July 23, 2009

funker

A person who lacks some of the qualities of a "fucker" but exhibits many of the same traits.

"He's such a funker for being late all the time!"

by stupefyg2003 April 20, 2006

Funky monkey

a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.

You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?

by thebigtuft November 19, 2011