Friend Hierarchy

When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.

Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?

Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.

Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.

Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.

Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017

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bandaid friend

A short-term friend who helps others feel emotionally better. When they've done all they could (usually with success), they exit the other friends life. This short-term friend is kind, helpful, a good listener, and can make any sad friend feel better. This "bandaid friend" can be mysterious, and may be reluctant to let other friends come close confidants. They're very approachable on the outside, but an introvert on the inside. These bandaid friends mean the best, and have a heavy heart for people, whether it's for the underdog, or just a sad person who needs to talk; meaning they're great with secrets.

I'm your bandaid friend, it's what I do.

by Bandaid Friend the Great May 13, 2015

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Holiday Friend

An acquaintance that you only speak to on the holidays

Haley: Stacy, that girl from 1st hour, just sent me Happy Thanksgiving text, and sent me one on Halloween too.
Claire: I know me too, She's such a holiday friend..

by Ehe3 December 27, 2009

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