five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.

"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"

by DardaDos September 1, 2005

five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.

Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.

by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018

Football Five Minutes

About an hour.

"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"

"Ya know like an hour?"

"Eh?"

by TheVondellian May 22, 2021

Five knuckle shuffle

jacking off.

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.

by Boy Roy June 20, 2008

five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

by Ben Himschoot February 15, 2006

five finger combo

shiting in hand & slapping a friend or foe or random person for instance a hippie or stranger or your neighbor

i am going to five finger combo you ya fuckin fuck job!

by Dustin Harder May 25, 2006