Evan

someone who is sexy, kind hearted, confident, minds their business and has a big fat juicy ass

omg i love her she's such an Evan

by evanmwah01 November 23, 2021

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Evan

probably human

Evan has a flesh body

by Not.ALieEn November 23, 2021

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Evan

Someone who does a Level 1 BTEC.

“Oh my god, you’re such an Evan!” “Eat my shorts, Evan!” “Hey Evan, can you refill my car- actually, nevermind”

by Shreks November 23, 2021

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Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. Evan is also known to be an amazing lover. Ladies seem to love him because of his wild side. Evan keeps the ladies on their toes with his love making in bed. Evan is very spontaneous person and loves trying new things. Evan is very talented and successful in anything he does. He is also known to be lucky in many ways. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.

Evan is a wonderful friend.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot

Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him

by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025

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Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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