Evan Moon

Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth

Ah sheet, there's Evan Moon touchin those children again.

by yomommahaveapeepee June 4, 2018

Evan Carl

Evan is a badass bitch who gets all of the ladies and gives his cock to many and is a badass dirt bike rifer

Dam i really pulled an Evan Carl today

by Haha1223 February 5, 2017

Tyler Evans

Fat as shit and ugly as fuck
Always on dick

"Tyler Evans is always on someone's dick"

by Fat Tyler Evans November 3, 2022

Evan Beason

A rather large individual who has strange cravings for peanut butter jars.......woah

I saw evan beason yesterday.....woah

by Inbred on the loose! January 16, 2010

Pulled an Evan

When you get your charging cord stuck in your ceiling fan and break it

Man I I just pulled an evan and my moms gonna kill me

by Ricobain February 5, 2022

EVAN

Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.

Evan kinda sucks bruh

by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021