Evan is the kind of guy who not only loves hitting up the hottest shops but also knows how to enjoy a good time in the bedroom. His idea of a perfect day involves a mix of indulging in retail therapy and receiving enthusiastic attention in the form of getting his dick suck. With a knack for combining his passions, Evan ensures that both his shopping bags and his intimate moments are equally satisfying.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.
Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.
I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.
Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.
I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
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Get the Evan .D mug.One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.
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"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."
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"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."
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