donald trump

The reason hair care products were invented.

Guy: "Why were hair care products invented?"
Girl: "Donald Trump."
Guy: Makes sense.

by Alfonzo April 20, 2016

Donald Trump

The greatest fucking president to ever exist and will bash Joe Biden's pedophile head in with a baseball bat in the 2020 election.

Donald Trump is one sexy motherfucker.

by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole September 21, 2020

Donald Trump

A racist orange man with a weirs hairstyle who gets more votes for saying racist shit

Did you hear the news? Donald Trump is running for president.

by Bob Da Vinci November 24, 2015

Donald

Really cool guy does a really big heart and that’s a beast at fortnite good with the ladies And he’s the smartest in school

I would wanna be a Donald

by Dickson Adams December 1, 2018

Donald's Rump

A Donald's Rump is when you get a service industry professional or other paid person to wipe your anus for you after defecating. Normally for especially needy or overweight individuals in a Business or First Class type of situation. Usually happens while giving aggressive direction, such as "deeper! deeper!" or "harder! Get in there!".

The fat, old, white man forced the flight attendant to give him a Donald's Rump with the First Class bathroom door open on the flight to Taipei.

by jcupnoodles January 22, 2019

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a total retard and i dont understand how can he be a president. Fuck him.

Do you know Donald Trump?
Yeah, He is fucking dumb.

by 69xrenox69 April 24, 2020

Donald rump

Donald John Trump is the 45th and current president of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality. Trump was born and raised in Queens, a borough of New York City, and received a bachelor's degree in economics from the Wharton School

Donald rump is in my booty hole

by Static Abyss June 19, 2020