Pennsylvania Corn Cob

Eating a kernel of corn off of your relatives dick after they just fucked you in the ass.

No, I am not hungry, I just ate Uncle Scotty’s Pennsylvania Corn Cob.

by Bryoo August 1, 2021

Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.

“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Mormon Corn Syrup

The almost absolute equivalent to being “A fucking pleb”

Look over there it’s some Mormon corn syrup.

by Ahh Go Crazy April 15, 2019

Big Corn Surprise

Big Corn Suprise - When you have a bowel movement and you see corn in it BUT you dont remember having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.

Big Corn Suprise - Refers to the phenemon of having a bowel movement and seeing corn in it BUT not remembering having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.

Joey had a Big Corn Surprise last nighr but soon remembered having Shepherds Pie a few days ago in the cafeteria.

by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023

Iowa Creamed Corn

When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.

Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!

by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020

Caribbean Corn Dog

The "patois" of corn dogs, being it's a mix of cultures in the food. Jerk pork sausage tucked inside a polenta corn batter. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk

Yeah mon, Rastafarians love Zaguate's Caribbean Corn Dogs at the fair

by Lil Pepper Pants July 20, 2020

Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019