Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Corn cave commando

1. Someone who likes discovering corn during anal sex.

2. A fag

Arthur loves being a corn cave commando with his Spanish boy toy.

by unscarred77 September 29, 2010

corn dog time

When you have time to kill and money to burn.

Of course we can wait for the vendor, we’re on corn dog time.

by Niabla☸️ October 19, 2019

Shucking the corn cob

When a person performing oral uses too much teeth.

"I was having a great time until she started shucking the corn cob!"

by Nopieropie August 20, 2020

Corn fist plunging

When some African American gentlemen are shoving corn up each other’s anus.Typically enjoyed late at night.

Man:”I was corn fist plunging my good pal Dave the other day.”
Man 2:”oh nice fam.”

by APACHE HELICOPTER 69 November 4, 2017

DJ Corn Cap

Lady DJ known for the large corns on her toes. DJ Corn Cap in da house. Produced by Feral DJs. Often found causing rave toe at Carousel. Visit www.djcorncap.com for merch and tour dates.

Boy: yo who’s that DJ slinging mad beats right now?
Girl: that’s DJ Corn Cap my G
Boy: BALACLAVA MASSIVE!!!
Girl: Hard!!!

by DJ Acid Piss October 28, 2019

Big Corn Surprise

Big Corn Suprise - When you have a bowel movement and you see corn in it BUT you dont remember having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.

Big Corn Suprise - Refers to the phenemon of having a bowel movement and seeing corn in it BUT not remembering having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.

Joey had a Big Corn Surprise last nighr but soon remembered having Shepherds Pie a few days ago in the cafeteria.

by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023