Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

Chinese Hacker

Lmfao, Lmbao, and Lmao

Guy 1: omg the british secret service finally caught that family of chinese hackers
Guy 2: lm(f)(b)ao

by itnen May 24, 2023

Higher Chinese

if you enjoy this subject, you have serious mental issues.
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer

person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"

by techflier September 9, 2024

Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)

Checkout my new Chinese Kid!

by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023

Chinese Court

Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.

Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”

Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”

Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”

Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?

by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021

The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

Chinese butthole torture

Chinese butthole torture) is a circular usually black with spikes around it.. they stick on to someone’s butthole just to torture them.. or most often they are forced but that is not science and do not look this up on the internet other than here because you will get Chinese Anal porn)

That Chinese butthole torture got stuck in my ass! And it hurts!

by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022