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chocolate cotton candy

the act of having anal sex with a woman while she takes and enormous shit, once you pull your dick out the pile of shit collected on your dick will look like cotton candy...hence the name chocolate cotton candy
she must have had a fibrous meal cause once i pulled out i had chocolate cotton candy.

she must have been holding it in for a looooong time cause when we were finished i had chocolate cotton candy
by papabear13 June 7, 2011
mugGet the chocolate cotton candymug.

Man Candy Bastard

A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.
Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!
by lil' bit-o-honey May 2, 2011
mugGet the Man Candy Bastardmug.

candy apple

a dude who's a red head. like a chick is a fire crotch a man has a candy apple.
that ginger has a candy apple for you.
by frank42176 September 25, 2010
mugGet the candy applemug.

Candy Ass

A common nicname by girls with the name of Candace, Candice, Kandice etc. Often referring to the girl's tight booty and pretty face.

Most boys think it's a clever nicname since it rhymes with her true name Candace.
"Hey Candace, can I call you Candy ass? because you have such a nice booty."

"Hey Candy Ass, you going to the game tonight?"
by CandaceCharity January 22, 2008
mugGet the Candy Assmug.

Russian Candy Cane

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.
Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...
by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016
mugGet the Russian Candy Canemug.

Candy cig

A cigarette with coke on the filter. Numbs your mouth for about 20 minutes.
Man that candy cig was good
by Mikes thing of choice May 27, 2008
mugGet the Candy cigmug.

Candy boy

A gay male who’s also a bottom
by chansvamp August 24, 2018
mugGet the Candy boymug.

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