A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024
Get the Canada cream piemug. A elitist cult of vehicular exclusionnistic terrorists that deserve the brain bull for organ harvesting billions of spermatozoa and scattering stolen children globally. Ggh monsters
I don't think you can pay me to come back when I leave Canada your exclusionnistic motorized terrorists that deserve hells flames mostly as adults. Perverts.
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Canadamug. by bilch83 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.
by Majere February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Person 1 : "Did you hear the new kid is from Canada?"
Person 2 : "No way dude! That place is totally fake."
Person 2 : "No way dude! That place is totally fake."
by canadainhabitant12 September 12, 2021
Get the Canadamug. 1 word: Tim Hortons
Random dude who has never been to Canada: are you Tim Horton?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant
Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant
Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
by Sugarcookie November 9, 2021
Get the Canadamug. A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.
See Also: the Sarah Palin
See Also: the Sarah Palin
by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.