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why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.
by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018
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Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 6, 2022
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Why

Why is commonly used to ask if someone would like to have yiff with them, standing for:
Wanna
Have
Yiff
People use why as a way of questioning someone or using it as an excuse, do not listen to these people as they are using the word wrong and are mentally ill.
WARNING!!
Using this word excessively will cause an entity called the “huge furry goth mommy” to spawn. If you have summoned the huge furry goth mommy you need to run as fast as possible, because they will do despicable and barbaric things that nobody deserves to you if it catches you!
Mom: “your grounded!”
Son: “WHY?!”
by OZERALE November 23, 2024
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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Why so furious?

A term used to infuriate an already angry person in a joking manner. Can be said in a multitude of tones to be delivered with different hidden meanings such as insulting or genuine care.
*already angry person*
"Why so furious?"
by Wedefarm December 31, 2024
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em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

A spelled out name of Mickey Mouse which is M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E in Mickey Mouse Club Theme
1. How do you spell Mickey Mouse
2. em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee
by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024
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why do you care?

dude I'm going to say this for the final time. why do you care? like really its just a word that's none of your business.
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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