Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022

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Brandon Jenkins

Complete fucking dick head

Brandon, you're being yourself! Stop being Brandon Jenkins.

by pussymasterthedon February 5, 2019

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Brandon

Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck

If u see Brandon suck him off

by Cool guy November 22, 2021

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oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3

"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"

by sav :P October 22, 2022

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Brandon

He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty

Wow that guy is such a Brandon

by _green_tea_heh April 9, 2022

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Brandon Mack

A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.

Golly dat der Brandon Mack is a hick.

by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019

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