Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

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boat tripped

In reference to the movie “Boat Trip:”
When a guy pretends to be gay in order to get close to a girl and ends up falling in love with her and confessing his feelings.

Girl 1: OMG SO HES NOT ACTUALLY GAY AND HE’S IN LOVE WITH YOU?!
Girl 2: YEAH I’VE BEEN BOAT TRIPPED :(

by clamfetishes August 18, 2018

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Rubber for my boat

The term used for when you need a condom for your penis

Josh: "Yo you got a rubber for my boat I can use."

Rosie: "Erm yer sure"

by toxicwaste October 22, 2008

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Road Boat

An American luxury car from either the 60’s or 70’s with no power and no handling whatsover
- has to have a humongous v8 with like 150 hp
- leans in every corner like it’s a 50 tonne freighter

Hey wanna go for a spin in my cadillac?
No man that thing rides like a road boat.

by Dat_slav February 20, 2019

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