I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019

The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025

Cabbage Breath

A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.

Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.

Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.

Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.

by Sheduh March 17, 2010

Sack Breath

Someone who has major dog breath and it smells as though they’ve been licking their own scrotum. Hence, producing a “from-unda” type sack breath, so bad it would cause even “Broom-Hilda” (1,500 year old cigar 🚬smoking, beer 🍺 guzzling, and cheeseburger eating witch) to cringe at the foul stench.

“Even stink would say that stinks, he’s got major “Sack Breath!”

by DirtySanchez2010 August 11, 2024

Sack Breath

That awful breath smell that you get when sucking testicals

Shut the fuck up Sack Breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ASSJOCKEY69 August 15, 2018

Marley breath

When a person who has smoked Marijuana breathes next to your face

The stoner Marley Breathed on the officers face when caught red handed with the weed

by 14BBT0090 December 04, 2017

Pigeon breathe

The smell of a friends breathe that smells of complete shit and makes you want to throw up immediately

Did you smell braedens breathe?
Yes, he’s had pigeon breathe for weeks now

by Kisnics January 11, 2021