In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
Get the Tuscaloosa Tooter Bootmug. by deadlikeu82 June 21, 2016
Get the as a bootmug. Monday, December 5th is the day to wear your boots to school, (cowboys, “takuaches”) or even just for fun, rock your boots without any cares!
by Thatkid66 December 5, 2021
Get the Wear your boots to school daymug. by Classic Spooky Boots October 11, 2021
Get the spooky bootsmug. Someone who is so far up the bosses behind, all you can see is their boots showing.
Much the same as a brown noser.
Much the same as a brown noser.
How’s boots over there? Spent the whole morning pissing in the bosses pockets. Now he’s organising the monthly meeting!
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
Get the Bootsmug. by @YoSchizophrenia May 20, 2018
Get the Bootsmug. by Mstrpaen April 3, 2017
Get the groovy bootsmug.