by crashandburnds December 14, 2009
by Sophie the sonos slut February 12, 2019
Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum
guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'
by Hanky Wanker July 15, 2008
by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003
When playing Fifa multi player 2 v 2 on xbox, these are the two that when paired together are quite honestly the worst. They probably have never played a proper game of football and if you end up with one of these on your side it can ruin your weekend.
They desperately, shamelessly and degradingly blame each other for inept play and decision making in the vain attempt to come out top of the wank.
It is tradition when you have scored against the Wank bros to point and say wank at each one of the pair as quickly as is necessary.
Lets practice:
it's not 'wank.................wank'
It is in fact 'wankwank'.
They desperately, shamelessly and degradingly blame each other for inept play and decision making in the vain attempt to come out top of the wank.
It is tradition when you have scored against the Wank bros to point and say wank at each one of the pair as quickly as is necessary.
Lets practice:
it's not 'wank.................wank'
It is in fact 'wankwank'.
1, easy game this evening as we have be pitted against the wank brothers (wank brothers look embarrassed but except their label)
2, thank god for that, i'm not with either of the wank brothers.
2, thank god for that, i'm not with either of the wank brothers.
by jebusmoore December 17, 2007
A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank
Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"
Terry "well done Pablo"
Terry "well done Pablo"
by Fatal Jimmy October 08, 2009
Bristle wank is a form of masturbation generally handling to the male gender. Bristle wank is when you take a tooth brush with bristles on the end, and shoving that end of the toothbrush down the shaft of a penis. Other forms of this are practiced in the areas of: Vagina, Rectum, and Ear.
In my free time, I FaceTime my girlfriend, and bristle wank for her. It is very pleasurable for the both of us!
by levileslie April 14, 2015