Jordan

Simply put…Jordan is a dick. He is a horrible person who thinks he is above everyone else. He is very funny and good looking but don’t let that deceive you from how horrible he really is.

Person: wow Jordan is such an awful person
Person 2: I know right!? I can’t believe he has friends

by Urrrmum February 6, 2022

jordan

the sexiest girl you will ever meet

“oh my god did you see jordan”
“YES! jordan is so SEXY!”

by dessertlover June 9, 2020

Jordan 4s

A show made by Michael Jordan. Considered one of the best looking Jordan. Retail price is 210 and above (usually)

Person 1: yo I got a 200 dollar budget what should I get
Person 2: get some Jordan 4s

by kuyu April 27, 2024

Jordan

weird man

person 1: Jordan is ok

person 2: ok

by Fake Repster July 31, 2021

Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Michael Jordan

The GOAT, (he's better than LeBron)

Michael Jordan is the GOAT!

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Jordan

To be perfect

I wanna be like Jordan

by Empress Jordan March 30, 2020