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milking your humanity

Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")
Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.
by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016
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Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.
Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!
by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019
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Human Shock Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018
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sexual human caterpillar

a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line
Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.

Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017
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Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths
We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?
by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019
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The Perfect Human Face

The Perfect Human Face is defined by the four pillars of timeless facial beauty:
1. Clarity of Skin
2. Vivid Skin Color
3. Harmony of Facial Features
4. Symmetry (1.618)
The Perfect Human Face is a website dedicated to bringing the science of Facial Beauty.

The Perfect Human Face is anyone that possesses the Symmetry and Harmony of Facial Features.
by Blacklopedia January 5, 2022
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Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.
"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.
by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010
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