Jacob

A very sweet and decently handsome guy. He’s very smart even though he won’t admit it, and always talks down about himself. Even though he does so, he still supports and puts his friends first without a second thought.

Girl 1: Wow look at Jacob he’s so sweet and cute
Girl 2: I know right and he’s like the smartest in class
Girl 3: Do you think I have a shot if I ask him out???

by Clara <3 June 15, 2019

Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, women are always wrong.

Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.

According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow

by William717 April 8, 2009

Dirty karl jacobs

The process of having a can of monster shoved inside your ass by your best friends after him catching you trying it by yourself

"hey wanna try a dirty karl jacobs?"
"leave me alone get the fuck away from me never speak again."

by KARLS_MONSTER_CAN September 4, 2021

serenity+jacob=<3

Short love with nothing happening

That looks like a serenity+jacob=<3 relationship

by you.dont.know.me.1.2.3 September 12, 2016

Jacob

plays fortnite for 17 hours everyday and is still doo doo. sometimes doesn't go to school because his siblings are sick.

When is jacob going to get off?

I don't think he will for the next 7 hours.

I wonder if he knows anyone that cares about him

by hitormissiguessthenevermisshuh March 1, 2019

Jacob

he is pretty cool and he says nigga even tho he's white but lowkey cuban but no one believes him he has a big dick too

is that jacob?

by trfghhgfs_ January 8, 2019

JAcoB

Jacob is a huge faggot who is in loveeee with ethan harris who also is a faggottttt

dude jacob is dating ethan. what a fag.

by ILOVEMEAT24NITEYYEET April 12, 2019