Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

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Get the Fuck Boymug.

Boys will be boys

something moms say to either laugh at their little toddler son playing in the grass or to save their son from truthful rape accusations.

mom: "little johnny would never do something like that to a woman!"

police officer: "'little johnny' has admitted to the crime already."

mom: "oh, boys will be boys!"

police officer: "your son is going to be taken into custody, ma'am."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

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Get the Boys will be boysmug.

Boy Pretty

Created in 2023 as a slang term by a local celebrity. Mason Folk in Kamloops, BC
"Boy Pretty" refers to getting dressed up nice for older women that you will meet at the bar, with hopes of taking some fine cougar snatch home for the evening

"man are you dressing up tonight?" "Hmmm MAnnnnn I'm gonna get real boy pretty tonight and bring a cougar home!"

by kylan March 7, 2023

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