Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard

Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.

by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022

Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024

Wookie man

A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him

My boyfriend Chris Washby is such a wookie man, I love his long beautiful hair

by anonymous February 11, 2021

bruv man moo innit

Something you say when someone puts you in a corner in an argument with word's

(We have evidence) bruv man moo innit

by Robert dow October 8, 2023

fruit man

Derogatory term for gay men. Infers that the gay man is basically a woman.

Person 1:Hi, i'm gay.
Peron 2: Fuck off fruit man

by Ironcladking December 22, 2022

Peg man

A scrounger who will steal your clothes pegs after you've kindly washed his clothes and pegged them out in the line to dry, in an attempt to help the guy out!

F*cking cheeky c*nt peg man, has stolen my f*cking clothes pegs!

by Russellbrandssoulmate November 25, 2021

Ass Man

An abbreviation for: A Super Sexy man (a.s.s man)

Woah! Ryan Reynolds’s is so hot! I would definitely consider him an ass man!

by LeahtheAngel November 24, 2022