I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021

ching chong my ding dong

Basically, "fuck my dick" or "I don't understand you!" It's extremely racist to Asian people, especially Chinese people. You can use this to mock something you hear in Chinese

Jacky: *says something in Chinese*
Austin: Ching chong my ding dong!
Jacky: Huh?

by ala vanessa June 6, 2007

blow my hair back

The act to blow your hair back is to give your self an "O". You can also blow somone else's hair back.

"Hey im going down stair to blow my hair back, I have not got any in a while. "

by Ablanda Shitpony December 28, 2010

You have to be poking my butt

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.

Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"

by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009

cleanin' out my closet

See clean out one's closet.

cleanin out my closet
cleaning out my closet

by Fangsta December 14, 2003

Fucked my utterly butterly up

a minor result of a major accident

"trevor did you get hurt when you were hit by that car?"
"no, but it fucked my utterly butterly up

by bigbadad February 23, 2008

Had my cake and ate it too

The act of cumming inside of your lady and then proceeding to give her oral sex.

Bill: Can I have the room for sex?
Jon: Sure! Don't worry, I already had my cake and ate it too.

by John Motherfucking Hopkins September 29, 2010