I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.

British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.

by Byvargon October 30, 2023

You fell for it

You fell for the bait, Idiot.

I tricked you with this link claiming it to be something else, But it was actually this.
Unless you found this via the urban dictionary website, I trolled you! Dumby.

josegonzoles2006: here my sources THIS LINK
vehicularfornications: the link just says i fell for bait?
josegonzoles2006: no you see, i fooled you, you fell for it

by aaroncoughing October 12, 2022

When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023

why are you spinning me

When someone makes arrangements and they don't go through

why are you spinning me for six days?

by john caliber August 1, 2022

Love you more than stars in the sky

I love you more than stars in the sky. — A common way old Southen Black people end telephone calls. If you had a mother or a grandmother who kept a rotary phone well into the touch tone phone age; and who finally got a touchstone phone when people were shedding landlines; and she was from the South; then, you have heard this phone ending long distance kiss.
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Even if she was mad at you.

Or you were mad at her.

Racial politics in America being what that have been since reconstruction, life could be uncertain. So old Black people always say I love you a lot at the end of phone conversations — especially long distance phone calls — because they don’t want the last thing that they say to people to be words of anger — especially because at any moment in America, a Black life may not matter.

The saying they used a lot was: Don’t let the sun set on your wrath.

And I’m thinking of you here George Floyd!

Now in the age of emojis the children and grandchildren of these people text ❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥 to each other meaning: Love you more than stars in the sky; and love like fire can always grow the more you feed it.

Happy New Year 2024 and ❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥.

1st friend: Whenever I spoke to Ma or my Grandlady long distance by phone, they both always ended the call by saying: I love you more than stars in the sky.
2nd friend: MINE TOO!!!! Are your people from the South?
1st friend: Yep!!!! Alabama and the Carolinas. Now we text ❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥 to each other meaning almost the same thing but we added our flava to it with the fire. The fire mean: Love like fire grows the more you feed it.
2nd friend: Oh word? That joint is tight!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 31, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Am Glad Of You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Am Glad Of You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Am Glad Of You<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

You

A girl named Paulina who’s very very short and is addicted to Red Bull’s.

You=Paulina is short

by Juan259 September 21, 2021