when god shits on your life

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

by philip nader April 22, 2008

tap dat shit fo sho

1.Meaning to have sexual relations with someone of the opposite(or same whichever you perfer) sex.

2. to tap one's "shit" as in ass

"Dayum nukka, i'd like to tap dat shit fo sho."

"Which one, da one in the white top?"

"Nukka fo sho!"

by Ryan November 1, 2004

may god shit in your cereal

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.

Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.

by xorobyngrace December 21, 2007

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

by chris cringle September 6, 2004

S Talk (Shit Talk)

A S talk or shit talk is a talk you get when you misbehave or do something you are not supposed to. It is similar to a trash talk but even worse.

Don't sit on that chair or you will get a S Talk (Shit Talk)

by STalkLC August 16, 2021

It tastes like shit to me

When you don't care about any situation or someone's opinion.

It tastes like shit to me if you don't wan to lend me your charger, I can find another one.

by andresgc7 March 3, 2020

holy fucking shit day

an interesting, fantastic, extraordinary day

The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.

by Ninja Clan Lord March 25, 2017