man web

A man web is an urban term referencing a man's anus. It is said to have originated during the gay club boom of the 1980's. The term references the spider-like appearance of the wrinkles surrounding the anus.

Wow, that guy is so hot, my man web just got wet.

by Manweblover September 18, 2017

Gray Man

Man who is always over shadowed by women or always the casual pick, but never boyfriend material.
(The middle man between boyfriends)

Mike: Yeah Kaeleigh said she wants to keep things casual.
Jack: That's three in a row.
Mike: I'm just a gray man for women.

by JustHooded February 27, 2020

wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024

my man

my bf that doesn’t know it yet…

my man be lookin extra fine today.

by elmo_lover January 31, 2024

Daddy man candy

A man who loves Mabel very much until he is forced to be a homosexual and touch Mabel in that spot.

Oh would you look at that that’s a daddy man Candy.

by Kslskdjdjhdj7hd April 9, 2022

Frog Man

A Person who suffers from severe anger and depressive thoughts. This person typically gets upset for no reason and over little things because he has a shrimp wee wee

Dont be Frog Man

by Oputain January 20, 2025

man-wife

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.

The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.

by skyler johns March 12, 2024