Damn Look At My F Forehead

Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.

Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.
Mike: Hey Daniel
Daniel: What?
Mike: Look at yo forehead bro
Daniel: What about it?
Mike: It do be humongous though

by he cant keep getting away December 14, 2021

bet my balls to the barn door

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.

I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021

stop making love to my dad

a song created by Tony Quackson sung by Arin (egoraptor) Hanson and Dan Avidan during a let's play of super sonic racing

Super sonic racing stop making love to my dad!

by darkclaw wolfgod April 14, 2022

leave me and my simps alone

A groupchat full of the most most talented editors (except one or two, you know who you are.) that everyone wants to be

Oh man i wish i was in leave me and my simps alone!

by Pqulss April 15, 2022

read my lips no new taxes

george h w bush's promise to never raise taxes...
that failed

and they'll push again and I'll say, to them, read my lips no new taxes.

by rider brute April 21, 2022

Joe mama sucked my dick

A counter attack to opponent when he says "Who's Joe Mama?"

P1: Joe
P2: Who's Joe?
P1: Joe mama
P2: Who's Joe mama?
P1: Joe mama sucked my dick

by Notmelol123 March 14, 2022

i refer to my ass as america

because it shits out random stuff

i refer to my ass as america because it shits out random stuff

by the man who will eat your cat January 28, 2022