Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.
A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.
A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.
by SilverWings2018 May 6, 2020

A guy ejaculates into his hand and rubs it all over the head or "helmet" of his penis then inserts it into an ass!
by ER Dark Force April 18, 2016

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010

by Yourmotherisveryattractive June 27, 2021

The act of masturbating with an empty toilet paper roll until you reach climax, then right after climax you scream at the top of your lungs "I'm Rick James bitch!".
by So-called October 2, 2021

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .
I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .
Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020

by Tahiti plays big August 6, 2014
