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Dirty long jon

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A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.
"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"
by SilverWings2018 May 6, 2020
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Dirty storm trooper

A guy ejaculates into his hand and rubs it all over the head or "helmet" of his penis then inserts it into an ass!
I gave my wife the dirty storm trooper last night
by ER Dark Force April 18, 2016
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Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010
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Dirty ur mom

The act of participating in every form of sexual intercross with your mother.
You: Did you Dirty ur mom last night?
Me: idk ask your new sister in 9 months
mugGet the Dirty ur mommug.

Dirty Rick james

The act of masturbating with an empty toilet paper roll until you reach climax, then right after climax you scream at the top of your lungs "I'm Rick James bitch!".
When I get lonely I sometimes spoil my self with a dirty Rick James.
by So-called October 2, 2021
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Dirty Itchy Butt

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .
I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020
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tahitian dirty sanchez

Shaving off the side of a coconut and sticking it above a girls lips
I had a good time with edouard last night, he gave me a Tahitian dirty sanchez
by Tahiti plays big August 6, 2014
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