I

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU PRICK DONT EVEN ASK

Person 1: what is the easiest word ever?
Person 2: Probably “I” AND IF YOU DONT KNOW IT YOUR A PRICK

by YourDeceasedGrandmother October 13, 2021

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 12, 2024

i love you

idk but whoever said it lied lol

them: i love you
you: liar

by niyah2sleepy March 15, 2022

I love mug

When you want to own a mug that says "I love mug"

"I want a mug that says 'I love mug'"

by Ethantoast October 17, 2025

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

I found Jah’s dad

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad

BRO I FOUND JAH’S DAD

by Champ3214 April 29, 2022