by @man with da flames December 1, 2018
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He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
Get the Old Man Sam mug.The 200 something pound Guy who makes a mark for only doing BELLY FLOPS OF THE "DIVING BOARD" and piwers through the Red marks he gets and does it more than twice. He also gets praised for doing the Belly FLOPS and lowering through the Big RED MARKS he gets.
Did you see Belly Flop Man he is being so awesome, he's doing BELLY FLOPS for our amusement I love him. I wish I had the coujrage and confidence he has.
by THE.GOD.OF.RANDOMNESS December 5, 2018
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Get the gotcha bag man mug.When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
by NurseCaca December 6, 2018
Get the Old Man Tall Finger mug.The opposite of a yes-man. And just as one-sided and hence bad.
Somebody who disagrees with and rejects everything, even people who are on his side or things that are to his advantage. Often just because they didn’t come from him.
Examples include some of the grumpy old men (the others are mere realists with life experience), the average German (I’m sorry, but it’s our national sport), and “Republicans” under a “Democrat” president (to appear as if they are not two arms of the same enemy of the people).
Somebody who disagrees with and rejects everything, even people who are on his side or things that are to his advantage. Often just because they didn’t come from him.
Examples include some of the grumpy old men (the others are mere realists with life experience), the average German (I’m sorry, but it’s our national sport), and “Republicans” under a “Democrat” president (to appear as if they are not two arms of the same enemy of the people).
“Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.” — C.N. Parkinson
by Evil Machine December 11, 2018
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