i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 03, 2025

I-8

Dumbass highway that begins in Case grande Arizona and ends in San Diego California Bypassing The capital of Arizona Known as Phoenix

Homie just use I-8 to avoid Phoenix.

by WBAP December 01, 2021

i do plasma

When a person goes to a plasma center and donates their blood plasma. Donors usually get compensated ($30 to $100). Usually someone hurting for cash!

Fred: Why do you have a bandage on your arm?
Johnny: I do plasma bro.

by Itakespics November 15, 2020

how long should i keep the poopy in

duct tape

me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in

by doccuh April 24, 2022

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025