King van

Who

Who as in who the fuck is king van

by C red December 29, 2020

Vans

Shoes for wanna be e-boys and e-girls who dont even skate

Girl: you like my new vans?
Everyone:do you even skate??

by Please dont rape me April 25, 2020

ruben stywes van der berg

Ruben is an stuttering wwwanker, he sometimes forgets his name and struggles to talk in general. He is a nice and fun person and also a big advocate for bafana bafana. In general a great guy.

A pretty girl: "What's your name?"
ruben stywes van der berg: ""

by Miernes1234 November 12, 2023

Mr Jansen Van Rensburg

The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.

Man I love Mr Jansen Van Rensburg.

Who doesn't? He's the best.

by BenjaminHaroldBays May 12, 2023

van

Either an extremely rare first name to have, or a vehicle you should run away from.

Did you hear about Van? Yeah, I heard he drives a van.

by thecan April 11, 2021

Van

a name for a gender neutral person who falls in love way to fast

person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.

by poopy cum December 27, 2021

Kyle Van Stokkum

A type of person who is a bitch nigga with an copiously inflated ego.

Person 1: What page do we need to turn to?
Kyle: Too stupid to figure it out yourself?
Person 1: Fucking Kyle Van Stokkum Bitch nigga.

by SmellaLover May 25, 2023