Unicornical

Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn

You're very unicornical today

by unicorn_1orn June 12, 2018

Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period

"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"

by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020

Unicorn

A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.

"how did HE pull that ?" "Oh, you didn't know, he's a unicorn"

by Yeagfy May 24, 2018

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

Unicorns

Majestic stabby horses

You really saw one of those majestic stabby horses wait, are they called unicorns?

by Just doing silly random stuff December 29, 2020

unicorn glue

Butt spray for when you are taking a crap makes it not stink

I spay it in the toilet and you don’t smell my crap thank you unicorn glue

by Yaassssa May 29, 2018

deadpool unicorn

The unicorn that Deadpool gets off to.

Johnny: “dang man is that the Deadpool unicorn”
Bob: “the one and the same”

by Kallumbacker December 27, 2020