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Just Unicorn LLC
Just Unicorn LLC
by Just Unicorn LLC December 22, 2024
Get the Just Unicornmug. The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
Get the Unicorn Seedmug. by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019
Get the Wet unicornmug. Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"
"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"
Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.
"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"
Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.
by B-Jects March 12, 2025
Get the Dusty Unicornmug. When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face
by Swiftercat September 20, 2020
Get the The Blood Unicornmug. by Just doing silly random stuff December 29, 2020
Get the Unicornsmug. Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”
Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
by JizzJazz the space girl January 12, 2020
Get the Double unicornmug.