Everybody knows a Tony.
Everybody also knows a Tony’s Pizza, Italian deli, fish market, produce stand, barber, or tire shop (aka Tony’s Tires).
DEFINITION 1 (noun) — Tony the person tends to show up most as a pretty likable dude in your life, but can also be a super hot chick you follow on instagram, a favorite gym teacher, OR the drug dealer who’s never been late.
DEFINITION 2 (noun) — Tony the place tends to show up just when you need it most.
For example, you’re on a road trip and stuck in a really small town and really fucking hangry. You fire up your Yelp to see what’s around, and lo and behold, up pops a Tony’s Pizza. It has 5 Stars and the most reviews in town (always does!). You head over and suddenly find yourself eating the best slice of your life.
DEFINITION 3 (noun, adj.) — Tony the “thing” tends to show up only after you’ve accepted Tony as the Holy Grail.
Once you recognize Tony for what it actually is, you start seeing him (or her) everywhere. You see people. You see pizza parlors and barber shops. You see Tony the Tiger. You see and hear “TONY” encoded in other words, like rigatoni, stony, and the name Tonya. You might even start using Tony in casual conversation.
As an adjective, you might want to start using Tony to describe how good something is (highly recommended).
DEFINITION 4 (verb) — This is for pure Tony-enthusiasts only. Derived from Tony the “drug dealer’s” impeccable punctuality, Tony the verb means it’s very fucking FAST and RELIABLE.
Everybody also knows a Tony’s Pizza, Italian deli, fish market, produce stand, barber, or tire shop (aka Tony’s Tires).
DEFINITION 1 (noun) — Tony the person tends to show up most as a pretty likable dude in your life, but can also be a super hot chick you follow on instagram, a favorite gym teacher, OR the drug dealer who’s never been late.
DEFINITION 2 (noun) — Tony the place tends to show up just when you need it most.
For example, you’re on a road trip and stuck in a really small town and really fucking hangry. You fire up your Yelp to see what’s around, and lo and behold, up pops a Tony’s Pizza. It has 5 Stars and the most reviews in town (always does!). You head over and suddenly find yourself eating the best slice of your life.
DEFINITION 3 (noun, adj.) — Tony the “thing” tends to show up only after you’ve accepted Tony as the Holy Grail.
Once you recognize Tony for what it actually is, you start seeing him (or her) everywhere. You see people. You see pizza parlors and barber shops. You see Tony the Tiger. You see and hear “TONY” encoded in other words, like rigatoni, stony, and the name Tonya. You might even start using Tony in casual conversation.
As an adjective, you might want to start using Tony to describe how good something is (highly recommended).
DEFINITION 4 (verb) — This is for pure Tony-enthusiasts only. Derived from Tony the “drug dealer’s” impeccable punctuality, Tony the verb means it’s very fucking FAST and RELIABLE.
Tony (n.) — “You cruising up to Tony’s later?”, “Is there a Tony’s around here?”, “I love me some good Tony”.
Tony (adj.) — “Last night was Tony, bro.”, “I was SO ton’ied at that show last night!”
Tony (v.) — “That shit got here Tony as fuck.”, “You don’t need to drive so Tony right now.”
Tony (adj.) — “Last night was Tony, bro.”, “I was SO ton’ied at that show last night!”
Tony (v.) — “That shit got here Tony as fuck.”, “You don’t need to drive so Tony right now.”
by The First Jedi February 24, 2023
Get the TONYmug. A silly Italian bastard with underlying dark triad traits that leads others into believing he is just an innocent idiot
"There goes Johnny farting in a guys face again. I heard he was Italian. They should change his name to Tony Macaroni or something funny like that."
by Johnny Vein December 31, 2021
Get the Tony Macaronimug. by kuniikiida November 21, 2023
Get the Tonymug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...mug. The most amazing, sarcastic angel on the phase of this earth. A genius, billionaire, playboy and philanthropist, Tony Stark saved the universe as Iron Man.
by TonyStarksTrophyWife August 11, 2022
Get the Tony Starkmug. When you work at a place and start acting like Black Tony. Lazy and don't do much work. Always on the phone. Takes time off without any PTO.
by JizzleRizzle October 20, 2023
Get the White Tonymug. Trippy Toni is a monster that hides under the beds of all those who oppose him. They say if you say his name into a mirror 3 Times, he will appear and jugg your weed and have intercourse with your underage sister. A demon or legend? You decide.
by Bamden2040 December 16, 2020
Get the Trippy Tonimug.