wattpad fanfiction fever

Picture this: you're chillin' like a penguin in a sauna, minding your own business, when suddenly your brain starts doing the Macarena and insists it's time to write a Wattpad fanfiction. This condition, scientifically known as "Imaginative Scribblemania," strikes at the most inconvenient times, like when you're supposed to be adulting or sleeping.

Now, brace yourself for the twisty plot noodles: you're not just writing any fanfic; you're resurrecting the mythical legends, Domique Ash and Sofia Hex. These two are like the Avengers of your imagination, and their fans are thirstier for their comeback than a dehydrated cactus in the Sahara.
Satanas : Caught in the grip of Wattpad Fanfiction Fever, Emily concocted a wildly imaginative tale where Cristiano Ronaldo traded his cleats for wizard robes, casting spells on the soccer field while Domique Ash and Sofia Hex cheered from the sidelines.
by elpelodelaconchadejungkook August 10, 2023
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Sharpie Fever

When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.
While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.

At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
by sodkrgnkoas July 11, 2013
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Gaff Fever

The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.
Oh no that drink has proper hit me I have gaff fever.
by Polomint2001 December 25, 2022
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Map Fever

The disease that one gets when new maps are announced for a online multiplayer shooter, like Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4.
Tyler is still waiting for those new Call of Duty maps. He has map fever.
by pwnd j00r soul April 03, 2008
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Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids
by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019
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red cabin fever

a desire to never leave your sexual dome
for the first time in 5 years found my red cabin fever.
by SWgalore November 06, 2023
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Bengay Fever

The raging surge libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDS amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.
“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”
by SalvyZ March 07, 2020
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