lady shapes

Boobs

You've got saltine cracker crumbs on your lady shapes.

by DBruch October 20, 2010

Mammoth Lady

A large, grotesque, hairy creature, usually referred to as a Courtney. Can be found in Northwestern Oklahoma and Pennsylvania. Close cousin to the Anal Emu. Often makes a sound like "Uuuuuurrghh, darb darb, uga boog. Let me suck your cock." Feeds mainly on cock sweat, produced by dirty mexicans that come from landfills.

Oh look, there goes Courtney the Mammoth Lady. She must have licked some cock sweat recently. Boy, is she fat.... So how is Lupe the Landfill monkey doing anyway?

by Gangsta Nuggets July 23, 2010

Thong Lady

An attractive woman in her 30’s and 40’s who wears a thong on a daily basis, because she keeps a tight and firm body to be seen publicly in thong.

my brother's wife is sitll very sexy and nice, she is a thong lady.

by sammy200 June 2, 2011

Lady Spike

A female ConnectiCon Cosplayer who is a rabid fan of Spike Spiegel. Usually known as a Spikette, this girl refers herself as Lady Spike. A sworn enemy of the dreaded Man Faye.

"There goes Lady Spike, sounding off again."

by Apple Hepburn September 4, 2008

lady straddlers

a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.

Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.

Mike, is the man.

by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008

Cash Lady

A Cash Lady is a low end prostitute/crack whore that offers a high interest payment feature for her services.
If you are unable to pay upfront for your normal whore, a Cash Lady is your best option.

Be warned though, while offering a poor but vaguely acceptable interest rate for the first month, many Cash Ladies dramatically increase their interest rates after the first 30 days.
The most famous Cash Lady of current times is Kerry Katona who can regularly be seen on British television offering her services.

"That Cash Lady is remarkably unattractive but she does have a good payment scheme."

by Brian Nobrot April 18, 2013

lady lawyer

The "reason" you told your boys you lost that trial. More accurately, a force to be reckoned with, like a hurricane. More specifically, courtroom kryptonite.

Wtf do you mean there are two of them lady lawyers? Yes, we'll obviously take the plea deal.

by Lawyer, esq. November 15, 2016