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Mike Jones

mike jones

Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.

None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.

Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?

I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.

Never heard of it.

Never seen anyone playing it.

I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.

Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.

Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.

All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“

„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
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Paxton Jones

Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!
Paxton Jones I love you more and that is completely correct!
by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019
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Abigail Jones

The most hottest, badass female in the world.
Ew you’re so ugly, you look nothing like Abigail Jones 😂
by Ytsmuypol February 21, 2021
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Tristan Jones

A very Hot and Steamy man. Personality of Christ himself. 10/10 would hang out with hum again.
That Tristan Jones is very EPIC.
by Byatt Wennett September 10, 2020
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Leanna Jones

‘You don’t want to be a Leanna Jones.’
by uRbAn wItCh October 27, 2020
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g jones

generally a funny guy that is very over competitive and is it is very funny watching this person fight with a "Liam".
by muhamedddddd May 5, 2021
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