dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.
Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.
His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.
by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017
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dick sundae

When you put Carmel whip cream and chocolate syrup on your dick and you have your significant other lick/suck it off
Dude you gotta try a Dick Sundae it's a great snack for your girl
by Dick sun dae September 19, 2013
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Dick jocky

Person1 "Look at her, she such a dick jocky."
person2 "Ya she's such a 9th street."
by ickyvickie July 15, 2009
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dick vulture

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)
That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.
by MagicMicah January 06, 2014
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Dick-beard

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.
If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.
by Cadet wonder boy April 06, 2012
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Dick Trumpet

An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.
I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet
by Noddy VanWinkle May 01, 2016
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