Beavers like wood just like vaginas like wood in the morning. That's why a vagina is called a beaver. BECAUSE vagina like wood like a beaver does.
by Alexa Corabrynth January 8, 2021

by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014

by Tweakinonlovehoney September 8, 2025

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."
by Spankface May 11, 2018

A trashy, sexually active female. Usually accompanied by grooming issues, offensive smells, drugs, or sexually transmitted diseases.
by Dr. McNasty MD May 3, 2014

A play on the vulgar phrase "Damn it". It compares frustration to a beaver's dam. It was first used in 2022 as part of the Rouge Rovers web series in which it is used frequently when Pathfinder gets mad at somthing.
by JettBrightonTheBoss111 July 15, 2022
