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left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
mugGet the left-handed turkey sandwichmug.

lefted

(v) The act of passing a student on paper in order to comply with the “No Child Left Behind” laws. To change grades and/or criteria to make special needs students appear to be advancing academically. This is usually done by an appointed special education teacher and condoned by the administration and George W. left, lefted, lefting
Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted her, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in her class! She can't read, and all she does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but her mom is happy and so is W.
by cjc1 January 5, 2009
mugGet the leftedmug.

left on heart

When your crush heart-reacts your Facebook post, but won't reply to your messages.
"She won't reply back - I'm left on heart"
by TechBaffle May 19, 2019
mugGet the left on heartmug.

cape cod left turn

When your at a dead stop and have to turn right onto the highway going 60mph then turn left off the highway into a parking lot, pull a U-ie and then take another right into the 60mph traffic
Traffic on Cape Cod in the Summer sucks, youve gotta take a Cape Cod Left turn to ever get going left on the highway
by PeeOnMe1776 July 15, 2023
mugGet the cape cod left turnmug.
when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time
“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye
by pickle tickle August 7, 2024
mugGet the loosing hearing in my left eyemug.

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